many people long to get rid of their duties. i "was" one of them. today, i have to tell you something that will lead you to it. please bear with me.
first, you need to get away for like a day; a trip to an island will do. then relish each of its moments; earn pictures, smiles and large amount of happiness. i mean in each moment; because in the process of going back you might not be able to do it again.
second,once you go back, of course, you may need to ride on a motorcycle for better outcome.
third, when you reach almost 3/4 of the way back, get yourself thrown off the crashing motorcycle faced down and smash your head on a rough and rocky road 4-5 times to make it look like it's really toxic. then by inertia, keep rolling on the ill-fated pavement and sustain some abrasions, some lacerations, or anything that will make a "multiple physical injury secondary to VA" diagnosis.
fourth, well this time you may not probably have the time to think about going back although you really would want to; because the wounds are giving you excruciating pain!!!but then you're driving the motorcycle now since your friend who was previously driving has to rest otherwise you can afford to lose another liter of blood volume. this course means a "somehow" safer homeward bound trip.
fifth, but the event wouldn't perhaps sound interesting still if it only occurred once. so have your friend drive again going to the hospital for a dose of ATS and TT. you should know that he is now having a lot things to think about because he has to pay your bills (although you're thinking about paying those yourself), face his girlfriend who probably has now gone totally mad to have known that her newly bought iPhone was crushed in your friend's chest pocket as it saved him from a possible injury to his thoracic cavity or let's just say he's so anxious about anything that will be a chain of the accident.
sixth, in one of the most common corner, you can once more incur a crash and run off the motorcycle. how do you do that? i don't know either. but i remember a familiar story it did happen. the guy was running like a lizard coping for the forward force and velocity. he couldn't help but keep running because if not it will make a dilapidated 23 y.o. man out of him. so that's it. then look for a rough rocky road as usual, use your dominant hand to carry your body as it break down to the ground with the remaining forward force. then make a big hole on you palm just enough to make a one week healing process. don't forget to say "sorry" or "thank you" to those people around especially those who are with you and even those who just watched the scene for entertainment's sake.
seventh, as you arrive at the hospital get yourself into a comfortable chair and allow the ER personnel to do their concerns on you; unusually painful betadine, intramuscular ATS, ever killing skin test, TT, cute dressing, interview of a beautiful PGI, and of course grimacing payment of everything they did.
finally, apply for a "sick leave". here comes the fruit of all your endured toils and snares. get a medical certificate and miss a one week fun at the nurses' station... now you feel like you have gained and lost evenly and wishing that everything was a bad dream not a post traumatic experience...
